The San Francisco Rumors Have To Stop

Deryl, Kyle, Robert, Tom and I went to San Francisco on a Business Trip and several rumors have been floating around. Rumors are not good for a company. The purpose of this post is to put an end to those rumors before they spread further.

1. Tom did go on the trip. He was there ready to support the team. All the rumors about him being at the beach, driving around town in a Cadillac with a hot blonde at his side, sleeping in late while the team was engaged with the client -- all false -- just rumors.
2. Robert did not sneak out one night to go Salsa dancing. Robert is not a mean Irish drunk. Robert has clean ears because he uses Q-tips on a daily basis. If you heard any of these rumors -- they are false.
3. Kyle did not lose his shirt at a bar. Kyle did not get a Butterfly tattoo with the words "Lola" underneath.
4. Deryl does not have a caffeine addiction. He is not a big whiny baby that has to have a Starbucks before he can actually work.
5. John did not perpetuate the stereotype that Asians are bad drivers. John did not get lost looking for a Target and end up at the Airport departure gates. A girl on a moped did not pass John. Impatient California drivers did not honk at John. John did not get dirty looks from an angry lady who thought he parked too close to her. John did not break the oil pan of the mini van. 

These rumors must stop.