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Nicole Keith

June 2007 - Posts

  • Internet Clips are Old News


    You’ve probably noticed a trend of user-generated content. It works well on the Internet, but lately the trend has spread to TV, borrowing Internet-produced content to fill 30 minutes of airtime. VH1’s Web Junk pulled it off—that is, if you’re not a big Internet surfer and/or happened to miss a particular clip. (I’d say I’d seen 60% of the junk they dished out.) More recently, CNN’s Headline News jumped on the bandwagon with News to Me: a “news” program dedicated to stories submitted by viewers.

     

    News to Me (which I watched over the weekend and which prompted this post) is a good concept in theory—though MTV tried a similar show format several years back that apparently didn’t stand the test of time. However, the bulk of the show was filled with Internet clips. They showed a portion of a Flash fight animation which was definitely entertaining—when I watched it on my computer a year ago—but is that newsworthy? 

     

    They also referenced a clip available on YouTube about an unexpectedly moving high school speech titled “The ‘R’ Word.” At no time did they mention what the speech was about. The “news” story centered around the popularity of the clip rather than the content of the clip (which I inferred was about the often insensitive use of the word “retard”). I had hoped that this was a well-planned strategy to generate interest and pull traffic to the website, but there was no reference to the clip on the show’s page. Very disappointing.

     

    So why bother broadcasting an Internet clip that has already been viewed by millions of people if you’re not going to communicate the point of the video? Are the simple facts that the popularity of the clip spread like wildfire and millions of people have viewed the clip online enough to call it news? If I managed to get a few million people to click on a link to a picture of my cat, would they put it on the news? Sadly, it seems they would!

     

    Look, I know the Internet is still evolving, but by design millions of people are likely to consume any given content. If you’re gonna bridge the gap for the mere hundreds of thousands of people who don’t connect on a daily basis, at least make an attempt at making it informative. Or don’t call it news.

  • An Evening at the Symphony

    This past Thursday I surprised my husband Jonathan with tickets to the Dallas Symphony. That’s all I told him, and he didn’t take it as a happy surprise because the President of his company called a developer meeting that very day putting the pressure on the team to work harder and because he was seemingly unprepared for the symphony in cut-off cargo shorts. But the show that evening was Video Games Live.

     

    What a mixed bag of symphony-goers! Classy couples in black suits and dresses sat aside rebellious teens in black tees screen printed with the acronym RTFM. Link waited his turn in the Will Call line. Ages ranged from six to sixty—but they were all gamers (potentially except for the symphony season ticket holders, likely those in suits?).

     

    I observed a Guitar Hero II tournament while sipping a gin and tonic. I asked Jonathan, “Do you get it yet?”

     

    “Yeah, we’re at the symphony and there are video games here,” he replied, still distracted by the work that awaited him at the office.

     

    We took our seats amongst an enthusiastic crowd. The conductor took the stage like a rock star as the audience howled. The symphony commenced in sync with lasers and a big screen projector. For most of the show, I found myself contemplating which was more amazing: the simplicity of the millennia-old technology of air movement though a metal tube to create a multitude of color and emotion through sound, or the still-evolving composition of basal zeros and ones to form a visual symphony of game play.  The juxtaposition of the two was elegant.

     

    Jonathan warmed up and relaxed after the intermission and a stiff Crown and Coke when the must-hear scores began to play. The Internet-famed Martin Leung performed the Super Mario Bros. theme on the piano while blind folded and also checked the Tetris theme off the must-hear list. The Dallas Symphony delighted the crowd with the Final Fantasy VII score, and affirmed the outing by performing the World of Warcraft theme—Jonathan’s favorite.

     

    Overall, I give the show 4 out of 5 stars. I had high expectations of being overwhelmed; I was merely entertained. The audience participation bit was slightly disappointing as the motion feedback device was frustratingly sluggish; however, the second audience participation piece rectified the first when a 15-year-old girl totally pwnd an 18-year-old boy at classic Fogger—which was released 10 years before she was born, by the way--winning herself a $2500 AMD-powered Acer Ferarri laptop (which Jonathan says is awesome … a year and a half ago).

     

    In closing, the next time Video Games Live comes to your town, definitely check it out—and leave the tie at home!

  • My Orthopedic Specialist Loves Hockey

    You might be surprised to hear that Dallas has a great hockey program, with five Dr. Pepper Star Centers and a few more independent rinks across the metroplex. They have kids’ leagues, women’s leagues, and all levels of adult leagues; I have been playing in I-League (instructional—or not-awesome-yet) with True.com, my husband’s employer, for about 9 months.

     

    In my third career game, I blocked a slap shot with my thumb and cracked it at the very base. I ignored my gut feeling that it was broken and played out the period. From that experience, I realized a one-handed hockey player is pretty useless and sat the bench the remainder of the game. Beers and ice did not dull the pain over night, and I confirmed my suspicions of a full-on break at the ER the next day.

     

    Following up with the orthopedic specialist, I found out Doc is also a hockey player--and come to find out, he gets a lot of work from the Euless rink. It was nice to be treated by a fellow hockey player; upon asking when I can compete again, Doc said 6 weeks … but he’s not likely to follow his own recommendation.

     

    So … this Friday’s game … during warm-up … I got taken out by a team member (not sure why I am admitting this publicly)… he lost an edge and slid into my feet, inverting me. I landed on my shoulder. Heard a little pop. “Manned” up and played three periods. Survived for a couple days on a left-over prescription from my wisdom teeth extraction before being urged by my husband to visit the hospital. Confirmed that that pop was the separation of my shoulder (torn ligaments). Now I get to follow up with the Doc again. My orthopedic specialist loves hockey.

  • The Bad Apple Experiment

     

    I read somewhere that an apple in the morning has a comparable effect as morning coffee. Being a loyal follower of The Green Mermaid and knowing there are more health consequences than benefits of coffee, I decided it would be a good idea to conduct The Apple Experiment where I eat an apple in the morning instead of having coffee.

     

    Day 1: Dreading the lack of coffee, I took my apple in the car with me and ate it on the way to work. The crispness of the apple was nice and the red delicious was sweet enough, but I was slightly angered that I couldn’t put chocolate syrup in it. At the office, I had a Mountain Dew after my morning meeting. I had a Mountain Dew with lunch. And I had a Pepsi in the afternoon. They were good sodas. On the way back to the office after a trip to Target with TheBlackFin, Tom paid homage to The Green Mermaid as I admired her from a distance.

     

    Day 2: Forgot my apple. Googled my theory about the apple being as good as coffee in the morning. Found an article on Snopes.com that said only coffee can relive a coffee withdrawal. Agreed with Snopes. Relinquished my freewill to The Green Mermaid.  

     

    The Conclusion: the apple is an inferior food to coffee. It is difficult to add chocolate syrup and caffeine to an apple, not to mention whipped cream—what a mess! Apples are inexpensive, but there aren’t trendy apple shops on every other corner in case you forget your apple at home (I mean, if you don’t count grocery stores). Furthermore, I’ve never heard of anyone being addicted to apples; clearly, coffee has the competitive advantage here. Bottom line—if you expect me to eat an apple instead of having coffee in the morning, it better be in a bowl and smothered in chocolate, whipped cream, and caffeine sprinkles.

     

  • A Small Achievement

    I have to boast about my small achievement: my Dendrobium lindleyi is in bloom! This may not seem like a big deal, but unlike the hybrid orchids you find at the home improvement or grocery stores that are cultivated for heartiness and long-lasting vibrant blooms, Dendrobium lindleyi is a genuine species plant native to Thailand—unmodified and true to nature.

     

    There is a perception about orchids that they are very finicky and difficult to grow—not at all true for the hybrids (unless you over water them) which have been known to self resurrect after being thrown in the compost pile. However, species plants require specific environmental conditions that are found in the wild to produce blooms. In the case of Dendrobium lindleyi, a dry spell in the Fall and a day-to-night temperature differential of 10-15 degrees over the winter is required to initiate blooms. Furthermore, this plant only stays in bloom for a few fleeting days—whereas many other orchid varieties are bred (both in captivity and in the wild) to bloom for months. If a Dendrobium lindleyi flower were pollinated, it would wilt immediately, its purpose having been fulfilled.

     

    I was initially drawn to Dendrobium lindleyi for its pansy-like face. Seeing the bloom in person, it is unmistakably (to the experienced eye) an orchid. I have to cite the perseverance of nature and undoubtedly some luck to this small accomplishment, but it is my own, and large enough to share with the world.

  • Beer at Work

     

    Nearing the end of a day at Telligent. Sipping a beer. Blogging.

     

    One of the perks of working at Telligent (at least in the Dallas office) is the periodic restocking of beer in the cooler. It is a highly respected benefit which no one abuses: no one drinks daily, no one drinks much (expect on fragfest nights), and only rarely will someone crack open a brew at lunch. I think the lack of issues with beer in the office is a result of Telligent’s hiring strategy: hire responsible individuals who can self manage and delegate their own time appropriately.

     

    Beer at the office is a perk with many real and many hypothetical benefits, as referenced in this list. Joking aside, a single beer can ease stress and make working late not so bad. Not to mention, it’s a wonderful bragging point to any cohorts who don’t have the luxury of free beer at the work place.

     

    There are some interesting metrics around Twitter references to beer and work. It seems the use of both keywords peaks on Wednesdays and Fridays around 5pm Eastern. Shocking. What is interesting, though, is most references seem to be unrelated—as in, most people are leaving work to have a beer, or want a beer but need to work, but not so much enjoying a beer on the job.

     

    Apparently, there is a beer specifically for those people left behind. Beer for the workers—workers who deserve a beer. Work Beer. Novel concept. But not as cool as beer at work ;)

     

  • The scruffy-looking couple

     

    This weekend my Husband and I visited Sears looking to purchase a new refrigerator. I was wearing my favorite pair of ripped jeans (which are straddling the line of decency) and my Husband donned a ragged long-sleeve tee shirt dating back to High School that he clings to like a blankie. An associate named Jeff approached us and was very pleasant in offering his assistance. He was always available to help, but didn’t hover. 

     

    Jonathan (my Husband) and I left Sears to do some price comparisons and returned to Sears before long. Back at Sears, an older gentleman approached us; we asked for Jeff. “Which Jeff?—there are four Jeffs. I’ll look, and if we can’t find him, I can help you.”

     

    “Just ask if anyone was helping a scruffy-looking couple,” I said. The associate laughed as if he were thinking it but didn’t want to say it. 

     

    After a token effort to find “The Jeff,” they paged Jeff White. Moments later, our Jeff appeared with a big smile: “You came back!” We were glad to purchase a mid-range refrigerator from Jeff specifically, because he seemed genuinely committed to assisting us, regardless of our scruffy appearance—and presumably regardless of whether we would purchase a baseline model or something better. His service was spot on at all times.

     

    I especially appreciate Jeff’s approach because I keep the same attitude about customers at Telligent: whether I am speaking with NASDAQ or Loser.com (yes, two of my actual clients), I know that my service is equally as important to each of them. Of course Telligent’s Professional Services can work magic with big budgets, but for those clients who have a lot of passion for their communities and just enough money for a Community Server license, I enjoy spending a few minutes offering suggestions of how to use out-of-the-box Community Server features to initiate an active community on their own. Chances are, more than a few of them will have great success and return to Telligent for that same Exceptional Service and Predictable Results that will take their community to the next level.

     

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